Another Top 10 List
More fun from Planet Cancer!Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
--> Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters.
--> Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
--> Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
--> The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.
--> Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."
--> The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.
--> Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
--> Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them.
--> The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.
--> The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
posted by Jen at
4:54 AM
1 comment(s):
Great list!
If I remember correctly, you have your CT today. Oh, what fun! As you know, I was there on Tuesday. I thought about leaving you a secret note behind one of the CT machines, or taped under one of the waiting room tables. Something like "Good luck, Jen!" but then decided that I'd be mistook for a terrorist or something. Instead, I figured I'd just go on your blog and say "Good luck, Jen!"
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